scrubknight:

justleaveamessage:

urtube:

mentareumbunggoe:

urtube:

phoebefatcat123:

urtube:

ottercake:

urtube:

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

Umm isn’t that 1594? I’m confused.

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

assume:

deair:

so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

miraculoustang:

i wANNA SEE BLOOD POWERS SO BAD U HAVE NO IDEA

miraculoustang:

i wANNA SEE BLOOD POWERS SO BAD U HAVE NO IDEA

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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wrathofhomestuck:

I’m watching True Life I Want to Be an Obscure Pageant Queen and one girl went to Dragon*Con, and I was like, “wonder if I’ll see a homestuck in the background- OR AN ENTIRE SHOT OF THEM OK.”

wrathofhomestuck:

I’m watching True Life I Want to Be an Obscure Pageant Queen and one girl went to Dragon*Con, and I was like, “wonder if I’ll see a homestuck in the background- OR AN ENTIRE SHOT OF THEM OK.”